is your teeth within your mouth or somewhere else?

Guys,, This is a true one.
Last week Friday, I went by Scotia bank at Sam Sharpe square in Montego Bay. I heard a man telling a little girl, not to put her mouth on the counter as its dirty.. this child was around 5 or 6. Well she stopped what she was doing. I guess her mother overheard the man telling her not to put her mouth on the counter, so after completing her transation with the teller, she said to her daughter"Dont you know you are not suppose to put your mouth on the dirty place?" The child responded " I was not putting my mouth on the counter, I was only putting my teeth on it".. I could hardly contain myself. Man Kids do say the darnest things...

Well i guess her teeth is not in her mouth, but believe it or not, its not only kids say the darnest thing.I was in a store a couple of years ago and this lady came in with her daughter and she told her daughter to get something out of the bag ,the daughter seems not to understand the mother,hence could not find it.The mother got grieved and said move no wonder the doctor say you are a mimmick, so we ask what does she mean, she replied ,i am just coming from the doctor and thats what he said.so we said no the word is not mimmick,its anemic she said with much passion and understanding i dont care because his daddy name a nick to and him a no good either.